An open letter to Linden Labs

Dear Sir/Madam/furry,

It has come to my attention lately that you appear to be having problems. Firstly I would like to point out very clearly that not only do I have the solution to these woes I’m going to tell you whether you like it or not…

1) Insist that everyone pays lots and lots of tax.

2) Scale back on all non-profit making enterprises, you know stuff like making the thing run smoothly, I for one miss the regular grid downtime, wasnt it once a week for hours at a time? top fun was to be had by all, simply repeatedly trying to log in to annoy you.

3) Make things really hard to use and force a new viewer on everyone that you have to retrain your brain simply to IM someone.

4) Ban flying and teleporting, this is a personal fave of mine, imagine the fun to be had having to wait for a train that would take several hours to reach the Velvet (other indie clubs are available, some are good Laundromat, some are not so nice ALT7) This step would also stop random weirdos landing whenever they liked and also in one swoop stop idiots from going somewhere just to be annoying, you know who you are.

5) Reinstall SL’s amazing Jed Brimm is drunk mode, I miss my badly spelled messages of love <3

6) And finally cancel the planned name change feature, this promises to be the new gesturing. $1ls prize to the first person that renames themselves after another avatar only altering it slightly, example ssmarinerspeenistiny Flossberg.

so there you have it, I have solved all your problems. Your are very welcome and no thanks are needed (though if you insist I am prepared to accept tokens of love shaped like linden dollars)

Yours respectfully

ssmarinerspeenistiny Flossberg.

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